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Drive Electric: Military

Drive Electric: Military


Hi, I’m an electric.
Halt! Who goes there? And I’m a gasoline
It’s okay, he’s a good guy. Well how do we know that, Sir?
Well, for one he doesn’t need your security to protect him from the pirates in the Strait
of Hormuz. Who are–
Oh, I’m surrounded by these soldiers all the time. The American taxpayers pay millions
every year just to protect my fuel. Seems easier just to create clean energy right
here in America’s heartland. Even if we sucked everything out of the surrounding
oceans, it would only last a few months. I can run on sunshine.
Really? How’s that work? [Gasoline] Where are you going?
Hey I’m nothing without you. He’s right.
[crew laughing]

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