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Kevin Hart on Car Accident, 40th Birthday & Best Friend Dwayne Johnson

Kevin Hart on Car Accident, 40th Birthday & Best Friend Dwayne Johnson


I WROTE AND ILLUSTRATED A CHILDREN’S BOOK. TODAY I LEARNED IT IS NUMBER ONE ON THE “NEW YORK TIMES” BESTSELLER LIST. ALL THE MONEY I MAKE GOES TO CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL HERE IN L.A. AND CHILDREN’S HOSPITALS AROUND THE COUNTRY. YOU CAN BUY IT ANYWHERE THEY SELL BOOKS. AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY, GO TO THESERIOUSGOOSE.COM TO GET ONE SIGNED BY ME. IN PEN! I SIGN EVERYTHING IN PEN. THAT’S RIGHT.>>Jimmy: YESTERDAY, AT THE CHINESE THEATRE ACROSS THE STREET, OUR FIRST GUEST PUT HIS HANDS AND FEET IN WET CEMENT, BECAUSE WE WANT HIM WITH US FOREVER. HIS NEWEST BLOCKBUSTER-TO-BE IS “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL.” IT OPENS FRIDAY. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE INVINCIBLE KEVIN HART. ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ >>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS SAY HOW ARE YOU, BUT HOW ARE YOU?  >>I AM GOOD, MAN, THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL A LOT BETTER. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: I’M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU. ? TH>>THANK YOU, AND CONGRATS ON YOUR BOOK. I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING.>>Jimmy: GOOD, I’M GLAD YOU LISTEN TO EVERYTHING.>>I’M EXPECTING A BOOK.>>Jimmy: I THINK I LEFT A BOOK FOR YOU BACK IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM.>>GOOD, I SAW IT.>>Jimmy: YOU MAY BE LISTENING TO EVERYTHING, BUT YOU’RE NOT LOOKING AROUND.>>I’M NOT LOOKING AROUND, APPARENTLY, I MISSED THE BOOK THAT WAS ON THE COFFEE TABLE.>>Jimmy: YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT, AND THANK GOD YOU ARE OKAY. IT WAS NOT FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OBVIOUSLY. BUT NOW, YOU’RE FEELING GOOD?>>I’M FEELING GOOD, MAN. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: ARE YOU WORKING? ARE YOU MAKING LOVE, I GUESS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.>>MAKING LOVE, AND MY BELLY BUMPING AGAIN. YEAH, I WAS BELLY BUMPING EARLY ON. YOU KNOW, WHEN IT FIRST HAPPENS, THOUGH, WHEN YOU’RE IN THE HOSPITAL, YOU FORGET, YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT IT, OF COURSE, BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MOVEMENT, LIKE LITERALLY, I COULDN’T DO ANYTHING. FROM MY WIFE IN THE NURSE, EVERYBODY LITERALLY HAD TO ASSIST ME. THE LAST THING YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT IS YOUR PACKAGE AND WHAT’S GOING ON. FOR NINE DAYS, I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL MNINE DAYS, I WAS LAYIG IN THE BED, AND ONE DAY I JUST GOT HAPPY. OH, OH! LIKE LITERALLY, YOU FORGOT. YOU’RE NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT. WHEN IT HAPPENS, I CALLED MY WIFE, HEY! YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET IN HERE, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. WE GOT TO HANDLE THIS.>>Jimmy: I REMEMBER ONE OF THE TIMES WERE YOU HERE, I DON’T REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS, BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD A PLANE ACCIDENT, RIGHT?>>YEAH, WHEN I WENT TO A CELTICS GAME.>>Jimmy: YOU’VE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT, A PLANE ACCIDENT.>>YEP.>>Jimmy: YOU SHOULD STEER CLEAR OF TRANSPORTATION IN GENERAL.>>I WAS IN A BOAT ACCIDENT.>>Jimmy: YOU WERE IN A BOAT ACCIDENT ALSO?>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED THERE?>>I SURVIVED. THAT’S WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. MY DAD LET ME, MY DAD BASICALLY LET ME DRIVE A BOAT WHEN I WAS LIKE 8, AND HE CONVINCED ME THAT I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING. AND I WAS LIKE, I DON’T THINK I GOT IT, DAD, HE’S LIKE, YOU GOT IT. NAH, DAD, I DON’T FEEL LIKE I GOT IT. HE’S LIKE, JUST STEER IT. I AM. WELL, YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING, BECAUSE WE HEADED FOR THAT ROCK. I WAS LIKE, HMM, I THINK WE’RE GOING TO HIT IT, DAD. AND WE GOT IN A REAL ACCIDENT.>>Jimmy: AND YOU HIT THE ROCK.>>WE HIT THE ROCK.>>Jimmy: NOT YOUR FRIEND THE ROCK, AN ACTUAL ROCK.>>I HIT THAT ROCK, TOO. I LITERALLY HIT THAT ROCK. DEFINITELY HIT THAT ROCK AS WELL.>>Jimmy: PLEASE BE CAREFUL.>>I AM, GOD IS GOOD, MAN. I’M VERY THANKFUL TO BE ALIVE.>>Jimmy: WE NEED TO GIVE YOU A PONY OR SCOOTER.>>SOMETHING ELSE.>>Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WAS IN APRIL. WE IN LAS VEGAS. YOUR 40th BIRTHDAY WAS APPROACHING IN JULY.>>YEP.>>Jimmy: YOU SAID, WELL, LET’S PLAY THAT CLIP.>>WHAT DID I SAY?>>Jimmy: YOU’RE TURNING 40 IN JULY.>>YEAH, MAN.>>Jimmy: YOU HAVE A BIG ANYTHING PLANNED?>>NO.>>Jimmy: NOTHING PLANNED?>>NO, I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING, IT’S OVER.>>Jimmy: IS IT OVER?>>WHEN I SAY IT’S OVER, I’M TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE OF FUN. I’VE DRANK, I’VE TRIED TO DO THE YOUNGER VERSION OF MYSELF HAS DONE IN THE PAST, AND IT’S NOT GONE OVER WELL, LIKE I CAN’T HANDLE IT. SO FOR MY 40th, I’M GIVING MYSELF HONESTY. I’M GOING TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH A MOVIE, LEAVE ME ALONE.>>Jimmy: THAT WAS THE PLAN.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Jimmy: AND I LOOK ON INSTAGRAM, AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE.>>[ BLEEP ]. LEAVING THE WORLD NOW. [ BLEEP ].>>Jimmy: IT SEEMS, IT SEEMED LIKE A PARTY TO ME. IT SEEMED LIKE KIND OF A BIG PARTY.>>YEAH, YEAH. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.>>Jimmy: OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED?>>I WAS HELL BENT ON DOING NOTHING. I WAS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT.>>Jimmy: OKAY, YOU WEREN’T JUST SAYING THAT TO ME SO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO INVITE SHE IN. >>NO, NO.>>Jimmy: I THOUGHT IT WAS A RUSE OR SOMETHING.>>NO, I DIDN’T WANT TO DO NOTHING. I DID NOT WANT TO DO ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY, AND AS YOU GET CLOSER TO THE DAY, ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND EVERYBODY STARTS TALKING, MAN, THIS IS YOUR 40th, YOU CAN’T JUST NOT DO NOTHING. MY WIFE STARTS TALKING, BABE, WE GOT TO DO SK. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BIG. IT’S YOUR 40th SO MANY MORE PEOPLE BECAME PART OF THE CONVERSATION. WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A SMALL LITTLE DINNER IN THE LOUNGE. THEN IT TURNED INTO THIS BIG EVENT. WE ENDED UP RENTING OUT, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DINNER AT TAO THAT PROGRESSED TO RENTING OUT TAO FOR THE NIGHT.>>Jimmy: THE WHOLE PLACE.>>WE RENTED OUT TAO FOR THE DAY. APPARENTLY, YOU CAN’T JUST GET IT FOR THE NIGHT, BECAUSE YOU GOT TO TAKE THE WHOLE BUSINESS FROM THE DAY OUT. THAT WAS A BILL, ALL RIGHT. SO WE HAD TO HAVE IT FOR THE DAY. AND THEN, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TALKING TO ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, BONNIE WALKER, SHE DOES SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH EVENTS FOR ME, SHE WAS LIKE, WELL, WE CAN’T JUST LET IT LOOK LIKE TAO. WE GOT TO CHANGE IT TO WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU. THIS IS YOUR DAY. SO WE ENDED UP REDESIGNING TAO. THAT WAS A TASK, THAT WAS A TASK. YOU KNOW, THEN SHE CONVINCED ME, SHE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, KEVIN, IT WOULD BE COOL IF WE PUT YOUR FACE ON THE LITTLE STATUES. AND YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS SOMETHING, YOU DOESDON’T THINK SERIOUS, YEAH, THAT AEB’D BE CO. THEN SHE BRINGS KME THIS INVOIC. THERE’S A DIGITAL BOARD PLAYING MY YEARS OF LIFE. ALL OF MY FRIENDS ENDED UP COMING, AND THEN I GOT DRUNK, MAN.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH, YOU DID.>>AND EXACTLY WHAT I KNEW WAS GOING TO HAPPEN HAPPENED.>>Jimmy: WHAT?>>IT WAS BAD.>>Jimmy: IT WAS BAD. HOW LATE DID YOU GO? HOW LONG DID YOU LAST?>>HERE’S THE BAD PART. I SPENT ALL THAT MONEY. THE PARTY WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ON TILL 3:00 A.M. I LEFT MY PARTY AT 12:15. THIS IS NOT BS. 12:15 I WAS STANDING UP, AND IT FELT LIKE SOMEBODY WAS PUSHING ME. I TOLD MY WIFE, SOMEBODY KEEP PUSHING ME. SHE’S LIKE, YOU’RE STANDING BY YOURSELF. I SAID SOMEBODY’S BEEN MESSING WITH MY SHOES, BECAUSE I’M ROLLIN’, I’M ROCKIN’. AND SHE SAID AIN’T NOBODY DOING NOTHING TO YOUR SHOE. AND I WAS LIKE, HONEY, HONEY, THIS IS NOT RIGHT. I DON’T HAVE NO TYPE OF STABILITY. WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. SHE’S LIKE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE? STOP TALKING BACK TO ME AND JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE. I HAD A FULL-FLEDGED PANIC ATTACK. YOU KNOW THE STEPS IN TAO ARE SO STEEP, AND I KEPT SEEING MYSELF FALLING DOWN THESE STEPS ON MY BIRTHDAY AND EVERYBODY GOING, KEVIN, AND ME HAVING ONE OF THOSE STUPID FACES, SO WE LEFT. WE LEFT. SHE GOT MAD, BUT APPARENTLY, SHE WAS A LITTLE DRUNK TOO. BECAUSE WE BOTH ENDED UP THROWING UP IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.>>Jimmy: OH, WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END THE EVENING.>>WE DIDN’T KNOW THAT WE THREW UP UNTIL THE NEXT MORNING WHEN I WAS LIKE, HEY, BABE, WHERE’S MY JACKET. I DON’T KNOW, CHECK THE CAR, WELL, I FOUND A LOT MORE THAN MY JACKET WHEN I WENT TO THE CAR. THAT WAS REAL.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>AND YOU KNOW, WE WERE LIKE, GOD, WHAT DID WE DO WHEN WE CAME HOME? SO WE LOOK AT THE SECURITY CAMERAS. IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AFTER A LONG NIGHT, LOOK AT THE SECURITY CAMERAS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOURSELF IN ACTION. APPARENTLY, APPARENTLY, WE WALKED THE DOGS. NOT, NOT OUTSIDE, NOT OUTSIDE. WE PUT THE LEASHES ON THEM AND JUST START WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE.>>Jimmy: WHAT?>>AND THERE’S, THERE’S A MOMENT, THERE’S A MOMENT WHERE I TOOK THE LEASH OFF THE DOG, AND I’M LIKE, GO, AS IF IT’S A PARK, RIGHT? GO RUN AROUND. AND I JUST ENDED UP SLEEPING ON THE COUCH.>>Jimmy: NO WAY.>>IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST WORST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.>>Jimmy: WELCOME TO 40. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>>DID YOU, WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO THEM? UM, PRESS YOUR MENU, IT’S RIGHT HERE. LINGUISTICS. YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS.>>YES. IT APPEARS THAT I SPEAK CAMEL.>>CAN YOU ASK THEM TO LIKE COME WITH US AND BE — >>EXCUSE ME. THEY’RE WILLING TO TALK. THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S IN IT FOR THEM AND HOW MUCH LUGGAGE WE HAVE.>>Jimmy: THAT IS KEVIN HART IN “JUMANJI THE NEXT LEVEL.” IT OPENS IN THEATERS ON FRIDAY. WE WERE TALKING WITH YOUR BUDDY DWAYNE JOHNSON. YOU GOT AN HONOR GIVEN TO VERY FEW STARS, YOU HAD YOUR HANDS AND FEET IMPRESSED IN THE CEMENT AT THE CHINESE THEATER.>>YEP.>>Jimmy: NOW DWAYNE SAID YOU W NOT HEAVY ENOUGH TO MAKE A DENT IN THE — >>THAT IS RIDICULOUS.>>Jimmy: THAT IS NOT TRUE. THAT’S A FALSEHOOD?>>THAT’S RIDICULOUS. I WAS MORE THAN HEAVY ENOUGH MANY THEY DIDN’T FEEL LIKE I GAVE A GOOD ENOUGH PUSH, THEY SAID KEVIN, WE DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S GOING TO STICK. CAN YOU DO IT A LITTLE HARDER, AND DJ MAY HAVE HAD TO GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF SHOVE.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>JUST A LITTLE, AN ADDED SHOVE. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN, IT WAS AN AMAZING DAY. LE YOU CAN’T WRITE THAT. YOU DON’T PREDICT THAT.>>Jimmy: DWAYNE AND WILL FERRELL SPOKE. AND WHO DID THE BETTER JOB? WHO PUT MORE INTO IT? ? O  >>OH, MY GOD, WILL, YES, WILL FERRELL. DWAYNE SUCKED, SUCKED! YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN, THEY’RE BOTH, NOT ONLY GOOD FRIENDS BUT MEN I TRULY RESPECT AND ADMIRE. THOSE GUYS INSPIRE ME ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS, AND TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF CALLING THOSE GUYS MY FRIENDS IS UNBELIEVABLE. YOU KNOW. THEY’RE NOT JUST CO-WORKERS. OR ACQUAINTANCES. THOSE GUYS ARE FRIENDS. SO FOR THEM TO COME OUT, SPEAK ON MY BEHALF YESTERDAY, IT REALLY, IT REALLY MADE IT EVEN MORE MIND BLOWING.>>Jimmy: RIGHT, SURE. YEAH.>>MORE MIND-BLOWING.>>Jimmy: LAST MIGHT I ASKED DWAYNE JOHNSON IF HE CONSIDERED YOU TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE SAID NO. HE SAID YOU’RE ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS BUT YOU’RE NOT HIS BEST FRIEND. WOULD YOU CONSIDER HIM TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?>>WELL, I DID UNTIL YOU JUST SAID THAT. I THOUGHT THAT, I THOUGHT THAT WE HAD A, I THOUGHT WE HAD A NICE THING GOING. AND APPARENTLY, I’M WRONG. APPARENTLY, I’VE BEEN READING THIS THING WRONG. NO, MAN, THAT’S MY BIG FELLA. I HAVE I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS SKYROCKETED. AND IT’S UNBELIEVABLE THE AMOUNT OF FUN THAT HE AND I HAVE.>>Jimmy: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE FUN TOGETHER.>>IT’S NOT FORCED. IT’S NOT FORCED FUN. IT’S AUTHENTIC CONVERSATION. IT’S JUST GUYS THAT UNDERSTAND THAT BEING THEMSELVES ARE WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT IT’S OKAY TO BE. IT’S OKAY TO BE YOURSELF. AND WHEN YOU ARE, YOU FIND THAT PEOPLE GRAVITATE TOWARDS THAT AND THAT ENERGY THAT YOU GIVE OFF IS RECEIVED, AND WHEN IT’S RECEIVED, IT’S RETURNED. AND HE AND I GOT A NICE YING AND YANG THING GOING, AND THE ENVIRONMENTS THAT WE’RE IN, THEY’RE SO AMAZING, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE FEEDS OFF OF IT. LIKE OUR LAST PROMO TOUR, IT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE BEST PROMO TOURS I’VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. IT WAS JUST FUN. EVERYBODY’S JUST GIVING EACH OTHER A BUNCH OF [ BLEEP ] BACK AND FORTH. I’M SORRY.>>Jimmy: GUILLERMO AND I HAVE THE SAME THING, I SEE GUILLERMO NODDING OVER THERE.>>YEAH, WE’RE BEST FRIENDS.>>BEST FRIENDS? THAT’S GOOD. THAT’S GOOD.>>Jimmy: ONE OF, ONE OF, GUILLERMO. I GUESS I’M THE ROCK IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, HUH?>>EXACTLY. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SORRY, MAN.>>HE MEANT THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Jimmy: SORRY.>>I GUESS I’M KEVIN’S.>>Jimmy: KEVIN HART, EVERYBODY. “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL” OPENS IN THEATRES FRIDAY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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100 thoughts on “Kevin Hart on Car Accident, 40th Birthday & Best Friend Dwayne Johnson

  1. Kevin Hart how's your white friend who's bloody injured body u crawled over to get out of the car. Left him and his gf trapped in the car and never called for help. Who does that. Even your body guard that drug u home didn't call 911

  2. This sounds like a story you'll tell your parents when you accidentally break something while running in the house. But, you don't mention the running part.

  3. Wow the audience just claps now when someone says they're grateful… "im just happy to be here man. none of this work is my own. I am a victim. everything happens to me. I do nothing."

  4. My dad was the same way, no son you got it, no dad I don’t we are rolling backwards on ice now we just did a 360 it’s ok you got it!

  5. Hey guys, I do comedy and if just 1 person checks out my set "I'm Unemployed" it would make my whole week. Kevin Hart is one of my favorite comics ever.

    Thank you.

  6. Idk why I get anxiety every time he hugs someone cause of his back…that back pat in the beginning I’m all spazzing like OUUU OUCH that was a hefty pat 😩😅

  7. Kevin on his friendship with Dwayne:

    It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have… and receive.

  8. …these remakes are an insult to the original. The only good these movies have done is employ the production crew. Otherwise…..horrible storytelling and filmmaking.

  9. Rock and Kevin Hart's friendship is all about having and giving and sharing and receiving. And the friendship they give and have is shared and received.

  10. Jimmy's heart is with kids hospitals. I saw his baby boy he has some medical troubles and i seen a tear in Jimmy's eyes when he brought his lil boy on stage, that was the day i saw Jimmy as a real human not just a millionaire show host.

  11. I love Jimmy Kimmel's show. He is so witty and let's his guests talk without interrupting unnecessarily. Kevin and Dwayne are also the best

  12. People are gonna see Kevin's hands and feet in that cement and be like "Why did he get one of his kids to do this for him?"

  13. Kevin must have been in his car seat when they crash. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad he mad it out. It will be a lonely world without Kevin Hart.

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